Which of the Presidential Candidates is better in bed?
How can Astrology tell us which Candidate is better in bed?
A person's bedroom performance is indicated by the position of Mars in her or his Natal Horoscope. Astrology instructs us that, if you want the master or mistress in the bedroom performance category, seek a native with their Mars firmly in Aries. Wow! They win Awards! No surprise that these natives give us the expressions "going like a train" and "many swallows a summer makes". Unfortunately (or fortunately depending on who you are and the way in which you look at these things) neither Barack Obama nor John McCain have their Mars in Aries.
Barack's Bedtime Performance
Barack's Mars (if my source is correct and I believe it is) is 12 degrees Virgo. This is not going to set the world on fire or make the earth move – but it does suggest hygiene and slow but sure and, quite frankly, I know many who'd settle for that. This Mars position would very much suit a US President. Voters could rest assured that Barack wouldn't cut short an important debate or postpone an imperative decision to get off home for a blowie.
McCain's Bedroom Show
Which Candidate would be the better President?
Based on the extensive astrological and scientific research carried out for the production of this article Barack Obama would make the best, next President of the US of A.
Mitt Romney in Bed
Coming Soon! An analysis of Mitt Romney! Early results suggest he's a bit of a damp squib in this department but the comprehensive analysis is still being processed... CHECK BACK SOON!